Small cocks?

zomg, I had the funniest call today.  This guy called me and just had to share his small dick pictures with me!  OMG!  I’ve seen pictures of HUGE cocks, but NEVER have I seen one so damn small before! HA HA HA!  I’m talking puny and tiny, and omg! is it a dick or a dicklette?  I can’t honestly say!  sooo scary! LOL I could not help myself, I started laughing at him on the phone.  I tried to be nice, but really, it was soo small, I couldn’t help myself.  Oh well.  Maybe some REAL men will call me and have phone sex with me or something.  That little dick was funny to look at, but I need REAL cocks!

LOL.  sorry little man